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Winter Bystander

Watching traffic go by in the Moistwest Territories

Winter Bystander thanks to Keith Blake

Making snowmen useful for traffic stats

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Tired isn't a reason to sit down. - Ravi Zacharias

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Wherever I sit is the head of the table. - H.L. Mencken

Gardens are not made by sitting in the shade. - Rudyard Kipling

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Where you stand should not depend on where you sit. - Jane Bryant Quinn

I don't put boundaries on myself when I sit at the piano. - Vanessa Carlton

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Whenever you do a thing, act as if all the world were watching. - Thomas Jefferson

Integrity is doing the right thing even when no one is watching. - C S Lewis

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad. - Donald Trump

If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me. - Alice R. Longworth

Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it? - Mark Twain

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz

All men's miseries derive from not being able to sit in a quiet room alone. - Blaise Pascal

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come and sit next to me. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

One of the funniest antidotes of all time - you sit there like you're in a comma. - Archie Bunker

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami

Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Cry, and you're probably watching the wrong channel. - Groucho Marx

What hurts the victim most is not the cruelty of the oppressor but the silence of the bystander. - Elie Wiesel

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

The path to cheerfulness is to sit cheerfully and to act and speak as if cheerfulness were already there. - William James

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month. - Theodore Roosevelt

The vision of a champion is someone who is drenched in sweat at the point of exhaustion when no one else is watching. - Anson Dorrance

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop

Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Happiness is like a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

I would not sit waiting for some value tomorrow, nor for something to happen. One could wait a lifetime ... I would make something happen. - Louis L'Amour

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen


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