Winter Bystander

Sit right down there, seniorora. - Archie Bunker

You can observe a lot just by watching. - Yogi Berra

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

I'd rather wear black in August than do one sit-up. - Joy Behar

That slicker with the bedside manner needs watching. He's better! - Martin H. Fischer

A man may build himself a throne of bayonets, but he cannot sit on it. - William R Inge

If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me. - Alice R. Longworth

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz

All men's miseries derive from not being able to sit in a quiet room alone. - Blaise Pascal

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. - Will Rogers

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen

I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that and find out later that I already have. - Richard Harris

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami

Playing Shakespeare is so tiring. You never get a chance to sit down unless you're a king. - Josephine Hull

Like you might love watching basketball, but that don't mean that you'll get on the court. - Lil Baby

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month. - Theodore Roosevelt

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Happiness is as a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but which if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Any committee that is the slightest use is composed of people who are too busy to want to sit on it for a second longer than they have to. - Katharine Whitehorn

I would not sit waiting for some value tomorrow, nor for something to happen. One could wait a lifetime ... I would make something happen. - Louis L'Amour

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller