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Winter Bystander

Watching traffic go by in the Moistwest Territories

Winter Bystander thanks to Keith Blake

Making snowmen useful for traffic stats

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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Never be afraid to sit awhile and think. - Lorraine Hansbury

I don't put boundaries on myself when I sit at the piano. - Vanessa Carlton

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Whenever you do a thing, act as if all the world were watching. - Thomas Jefferson

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad. - Donald Trump

That slicker with the bedside manner needs watching. He's better! - Martin H. Fischer

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. - David Letterman

Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting. - Bill Murray

A man may build himself a throne of bayonets, but he cannot sit on it. - William R Inge

If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me. - Alice R. Longworth

Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it? - Mark Twain

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

Nothing will kill a great employee faster than watching you tolerate a bad one. - Perry Belcher

Most of the evils of life arise from man's inability to sit still in a room. - Blaise Pascal

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. - Will Rogers

One of the funniest antidotes of all time - you sit there like you're in a comma. - Archie Bunker

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

... and for those of you who are watching in black and white, the pink is next to the green. - Ted Lowe

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

What hurts the victim most is not the cruelty of the oppressor but the silence of the bystander. - Elie Wiesel

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. - Unknown

Like you might love watching basketball, but that don't mean that you'll get on the court. - Lil Baby

I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. - Jane Goodall

Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. - Gene Fowler

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month. - Theodore Roosevelt

Life is like an overlong drama through which we sit being nagged by the vague memories of having read the reviews. - John Updike

Career Woman: One who goes out and earns a man's salary instead of sitting at home and taking it away from him - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Irritainment: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?" - Robin Williams

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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