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Winter Bystander

Watching traffic go by in the Moistwest Territories

Winter Bystander thanks to Keith Blake

Making snowmen useful for traffic stats

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Never be afraid to sit awhile and think. - Lorraine Hansbury

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Laundress: A gown worn while sitting on the grass - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

But the ultimate lesson is just sit down and write. - Wole Soyinka

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me. - Charles William Stubbs

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad. - Donald Trump

Age is not different from earlier life as long as you're sitting down. - Malcolm Cowley

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

All men's miseries derive from not being able to sit in a quiet room alone. - Blaise Pascal

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. - Will Rogers

We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as I go by. - Will Rogers

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

Playing Shakespeare is so tiring. You never get a chance to sit down unless you're a king. - Josephine Hull

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. - Unknown

Like you might love watching basketball, but that don't mean that you'll get on the court. - Lil Baby

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

The path to cheerfulness is to sit cheerfully and to act and speak as if cheerfulness were already there. - William James

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

They should have little disclaimer that says, "Do not operate heavy machinery while watching this show!" - Robin Williams

Life is like an overlong drama through which we sit being nagged by the vague memories of having read the reviews. - John Updike

The vision of a champion is someone who is drenched in sweat at the point of exhaustion when no one else is watching. - Anson Dorrance

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop

The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?" - Robin Williams

I don't sit around thinking that I'd like to have another husband; only another man would make me think that way. - Lauren Bacall

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

Success is blocked by concentrating on it and planning for it. Success is shy; it won't come out while you're watching. - Tennessee Williams

Actress Mary Anderson: "What is my best side, Mr. Hitchcock?"
Hitchcock: "You're sitting on it, my dear." - Alfred Hitchcock

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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