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Winter Bystander

Watching traffic go by in the Moistwest Territories

Winter Bystander thanks to Keith Blake

Making snowmen useful for traffic stats

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Sit right down there, seniorora. - Archie Bunker

Never be afraid to sit awhile and think. - Lorraine Hansbury

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Wherever I sit is the head of the table. - H.L. Mencken

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me. - Charles William Stubbs

Whenever you do a thing, act as if all the world were watching. - Thomas Jefferson

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad. - Donald Trump

Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting. - Bill Murray

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

Age is not different from earlier life as long as you're sitting down. - Malcolm Cowley

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

Nothing will kill a great employee faster than watching you tolerate a bad one. - Perry Belcher

Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz

Seeing her sitting there unresponsive makes me realize that silence has a sound. - Jodi Picoult

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. - Gene Fowler

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

The vision of a champion is someone who is drenched in sweat at the point of exhaustion when no one else is watching. - Anson Dorrance

Oh, yes, sitting. The great leveler. From the mightiest Pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit? - The Simpsons

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

She was no longer wrestling with the grief, but could sit down with it as a lasting companion and make it a sharer in her thoughts. - George Eliot

Happiness is like a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Any committee that is the slightest use is composed of people who are too busy to want to sit on it for a second longer than they have to. - Katharine Whitehorn

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

I would not sit waiting for some value tomorrow, nor for something to happen. One could wait a lifetime ... I would make something happen. - Louis L'Amour

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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