Window Washers at a Children's Hospital

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be. - Carol Coats

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon. - Brian P. Cleary

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding. - Demetri Martin

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

Since it is so likely that children will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. - C S Lewis

He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield