Window Washers at a Children's Hospital

No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

Caring is the essence of nursing. - Jean Watson

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

An asylum for the sane would be empty in America. - George Bernard Shaw

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Theresa

Among creatures born into chaos, a majority will imagine an order, a minority will question the order, and the rest will be pronounced insane. - Robert Brault

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer