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Window Washers at a Children's Hospital

Spiderman's friends spread web of goodwill

Window Washers at a Children's Hospital thanks to Keith Blake

Healthcare professionals spreading good cheer at a Children's Hospice

Window Washers at a Children's Hospital thanks to Keith Blake

Window Washers at a Children's Hospital thanks to Keith Blake

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Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito

What's done to children, they will do to society. - Karl A Menninger

A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. - American Proverb

Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

Always kiss your children goodnight - even if they're already asleep. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation. - James E Faust

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests. - Thornton Wilder

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

When you teach a child something, you take away forever his chance of discovering it for himself. - Jean Piaget

May my children follow their own intuition to discover true empowerment in the answers they seek. - Unknown

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller


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