Window Washers at a Children's Hospital

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Teach the children so it will not be necessary to teach the adults. - Abraham Lincoln

Am I afraid of high notes? Of course I am afraid. What sane man is not? - Luciano Pavarotti

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

May my children follow their own intuition to discover true empowerment in the answers they seek. - Unknown

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every single day. - Mike Myers

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar