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Dogs and Kids are best friends

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Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

Palate: What a cannibal did to his friend. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

If a nation loses its storyteller, it loses its childhood. - Peter Handke

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

The child should gain no request by anger; when he is quiet let him be offered what was refused when he wept. - Seneca

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah


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