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Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

You can't trust the judgment of good friends. - Carl Sandburg

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

What can we make of the inexpressible joy of children? It is a kind of gratitude. - Annie Dillard

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

While we are mourning the loss of our friend, others are rejoicing to meet him behind the veil. - John Taylor

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born. - Anais Nin

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash