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Dogs and Kids are best friends

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Old friends are best. - John Selden

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

He makes no friend who never made a foe. - Alfred Tennyson

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

Female Friends: Women mad at the same person - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Silence is the true friend that never betrays. - Confucius

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

If a nation loses its storyteller, it loses its childhood. - Peter Handke

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. - American Proverb

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasgow

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Since it is so likely that children will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. - C S Lewis

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh


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