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Dogs and Kids are best friends

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I like children - fried. - WC Fields

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

The wastebasket is the writer's best friend. - Isaac B Singer

You can't trust the judgment of good friends. - Carl Sandburg

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

If I didn't have you as a mom, I'd choose you as a friend. - Unknown

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least I'd have an excuse. - Jimmy Fallon

Being honest may not get you many friends, but it'll always get you the right ones. - John Lennon

Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest and let the spirits fly in and out. - Rumi

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller


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