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Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

I'm having an old friend for dinner. - The Silence of the Lambs

An open enemy is better than a false friend. - Greek Proverb

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so. - Aristotle

My best friend is the man who'll get me a book I ain't read. - Abraham Lincoln

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend provided, of course, he really is dead. - Voltaire

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. - Bradley Miller

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

Unbreakable Toy: 1. An object that is indestructible - until a child plays with it; 2. Useful for breaking other toys. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou