Window Phone Chargers

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

Set wide the window. Let me drink the day. - Edith Wharton

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

A window of opportunity won't open itself. - Dave Weinbaum

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

If a window of opportunity appears, don't pull down the shade. - Tom Peters

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

People are prisoners of their phones; that's why it's called a 'cell' phone. - Unknown

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson