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Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

True potential and purpose is not possible without good discipline and good character. - Rattan Singh

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire


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