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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle


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