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Why Guys Go To Yoga Classes

Demonstrating the benefits of Yoga

Why Guys Go To Yoga Classes thanks to Shawn Kennedy

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I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting. - Bill Murray

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

A good role is something that will stretch your abilities and make you go beyond your levels. - Jennifer Winget

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


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