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Why Fire Trucks Are Red

Seeing red through convoluted English interpretation

Why Fire Trucks Are Red thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Intriguing Monty Python application of logic and etymology

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Logic is in the eye of the logician. - Gloria Steinem

Pure logic is the ruin of the spirit. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Logic works, metaphysics contemplates. - Joseph Joubert

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

The best defense against logic is ignorance. - Blaise Pascal

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

I have a thing for red-haired Irish boys, as we know. - Sandra Bullock

Insanity is often the logic of an accurate mind overtaxed. - Oliver W. Holmes

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

Logic is the technique by which we add conviction to truth. - Jean de la Bruyere

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I. - Oscar Levant

Logic is like the sword – those who appeal to it shall perish by it. - Edward Gibbon

Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one. - Bob Hope

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

We live in a Newtonian world of Einsteinian physics ruled by Frankenstein logic. - David Russell

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

The fact that logic cannot satisfy us awakens an almost insatiable hunger for the irrational. - A.N. Wilson

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are. - David Letterman

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced. - Andre Gide


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