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Why Fire Trucks Are Red

Seeing red through convoluted English interpretation

Why Fire Trucks Are Red thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Intriguing Monty Python application of logic and etymology

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

The best defense against logic is ignorance. - Blaise Pascal

Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end. - Leonard Nimoy

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

When intuition and logic agree, you are always right. - Blaise Pascal

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

Insanity is often the logic of an accurate mind overtaxed. - Oliver W. Holmes

Logic is the technique by which we add conviction to truth. - Jean de la Bruyere

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

Whether we wound or are wounded, the blood that flows is red. - Eiichiro Oda

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I. - Oscar Levant

Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

Logic is like the sword – those who appeal to it shall perish by it. - Edward Gibbon

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. - G K Chesterton

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

Logic takes care of itself; all we have to do is to look and see how it does it. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities. - Lord Dunsany

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

The fact that logic cannot satisfy us awakens an almost insatiable hunger for the irrational. - A.N. Wilson

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Airport screeners are now scanning holiday fruitcakes. Not even the scanners can tell what those little red things are. - David Letterman

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced. - Andre Gide

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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