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Why Fire Trucks Are Red

Seeing red through convoluted English interpretation

Why Fire Trucks Are Red thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Intriguing Monty Python application of logic and etymology

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Genius is initiative on fire. - Holbrook Jackson

Logic is the anatomy of thought. - Albert Einstein

Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers

Logic works, metaphysics contemplates. - Joseph Joubert

A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. - Rabindranath Tagore

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

When intuition and logic agree, you are always right. - Blaise Pascal

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

Logic is the technique by which we add conviction to truth. - Jean de la Bruyere

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

Whether we wound or are wounded, the blood that flows is red. - Eiichiro Oda

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

The mind has its own logic but does not often let others in on it. - Bernard Devoto

She's mad but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire. - Charles Bukowski

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I. - Oscar Levant

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. - G K Chesterton

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

Logic takes care of itself; all we have to do is to look and see how it does it. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

Roses are red, Pizza sauce is too, I ordered a large, and None of it is for you. - Unknown

Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities. - Lord Dunsany

Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H Glasow

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

Trials function like a fire that burns off every impurity impeding our progress towards holiness. - David Jeremiah

Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon


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