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Why Fire Trucks Are Red

Seeing red through convoluted English interpretation

Why Fire Trucks Are Red thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Intriguing Monty Python application of logic and etymology

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Logic is the anatomy of thought. - Albert Einstein

Blazer: A jacket that is on fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Logic is in the eye of the logician. - Gloria Steinem

Logic works, metaphysics contemplates. - Joseph Joubert

The best defense against logic is ignorance. - Blaise Pascal

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

Hope is independent of the apparatus of logic. - Norman Cousins

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

I have a thing for red-haired Irish boys, as we know. - Sandra Bullock

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

Insanity is often the logic of an accurate mind overtaxed. - Oliver W. Holmes

Logic is the technique by which we add conviction to truth. - Jean de la Bruyere

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

She's mad but she's magic. There's no lie in her fire. - Charles Bukowski

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I. - Oscar Levant

Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one. - Bob Hope

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

Crimes of logic can be more catastrophic for humanity than crimes of passion. - Ravi Zacharias

You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. - G K Chesterton

Catch on fire with enthusiasm, and people will come for miles to watch you burn. - John Wesley

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce


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