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Why Fire Trucks Are Red

Seeing red through convoluted English interpretation

Why Fire Trucks Are Red thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Intriguing Monty Python application of logic and etymology

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Logic is the anatomy of thought. - Albert Einstein

Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers

Pure logic is the ruin of the spirit. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Logic works, metaphysics contemplates. - Joseph Joubert

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end. - Leonard Nimoy

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

When intuition and logic agree, you are always right. - Blaise Pascal

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Insanity is often the logic of an accurate mind overtaxed. - Oliver W. Holmes

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

Logic is the technique by which we add conviction to truth. - Jean de la Bruyere

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I. - Oscar Levant

Logic is like the sword – those who appeal to it shall perish by it. - Edward Gibbon

Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one. - Bob Hope

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Roses are red, Pizza sauce is too, I ordered a large, and None of it is for you. - Unknown

Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced. - Andre Gide

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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