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Why Fire Trucks Are Red

Seeing red through convoluted English interpretation

Why Fire Trucks Are Red thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Intriguing Monty Python application of logic and etymology

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Genius is initiative on fire. - Holbrook Jackson

Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers

Logic works, metaphysics contemplates. - Joseph Joubert

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Logic is one thing and common sense another. - Elbert Hubbard

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end. - Leonard Nimoy

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled. - Plutarch

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I. - Oscar Levant

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. - G K Chesterton

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

We feel free when we escape - even when it be from the frying pan into the fire. - Eric Hoffer

Roses are red, Pizza sauce is too, I ordered a large, and None of it is for you. - Unknown

Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H Glasow

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer


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