QuotaBillsSave water - drink vodka. - Unknown
Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling
Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson
Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown
When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller
Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood
It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu
As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
There was a sound in their voices which suggested rum. - Robert Louis Sevenson
Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields
Liquor talks mighty loud when it gets loose from the jug. - Joel C Harris
What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith
Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley
Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown
God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying
Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson
Cavity: Empty space ready to be stuffed with dentist's bills. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - Winston Churchill
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin
Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke
Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle
Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII
Life's too short to hang out with people who aren't resourceful. - Jeff Bezos
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra
The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov
Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved. - Rose Kennedy
Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting
Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana
Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry
The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S Thompson
I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali
Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora
There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. - Ovid
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
We have embarked upon the world's largest and longest cocktail party, and every issue imaginable is up for grabs. - Geoffrey Moore
You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott
The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison
The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe
I have made an important discovery - that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication. - Oscar Wilde
The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe
In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns
When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta
If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster