QuotaBillsLap Top: Where little kids feel comfy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets
What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer
I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia
I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath
The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley
Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown
Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield
Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg
I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart
I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown
The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire
Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret
Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye
Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley
My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng
Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz
There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath
Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon
With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson
Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson
When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller
I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood
Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke
It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla
When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux
I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson
Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson
Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller
To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay