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Wheely Unstable

What tire stores call 'Rolling Stock'

Wheely Unstable thanks to Keith Blake

You need emergency road service when you get too tire-d

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Put your shoulder to the wheel. - Aesop

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

A lawyer and a cart wheel must be greased. - John R Beard

There are many spokes on the wheel of life. - Ray Charles

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Life is like a chariot wheel that ever rolls along. - Anacreon

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

The squeaky wheel may get the most oil, but it's also the first to be replaced. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The wheel of change moves on, and those who were down go up, and those who were up go down. - Jawaharial Nehru

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

If you lived with a roommate as unstable as this economic system, you would've moved out or demanded that your roommate get professional help. - Richard D Wolff


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