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Wheely Unstable

What tire stores call 'Rolling Stock'

Wheely Unstable thanks to Keith Blake

You need emergency road service when you get too tire-d

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Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

There are many spokes on the wheel of life. - Ray Charles

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Life is like a chariot wheel that ever rolls along. - Anacreon

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

The squeaky wheel may get the most oil, but it's also the first to be replaced. - Marilyn Vos Savant

A committee can't succeed if everybody's on board but nobody's at the wheel. - Kathy Griffith

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

You're welcome to come here, except my bed's from Ikea so it's more unstable than I am. - Unknown

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

The average auto owner drives so blamed reckless I'm glad that he does git robbed when he pays a repair bill. - Kin Hubbard

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

The misery which follows pleasure is the pleasure which follows misery. The pleasure and misery of mankind revolve like a wheel. - A Nagarjuna

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

The man who makes no mistakes lacks boldness and the spirit of adventure. He never tries anything new. He is a brake on the wheels of progress. - M.W. Larmour

If you lived with a roommate as unstable as this economic system, you would've moved out or demanded that your roommate get professional help. - Richard D Wolff


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