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Whatever Time

How time flies at the office

Whatever Time thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

What time is it... roughly speaking?

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Do whatever you do intensely. - Robert Henri

A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

Time is the devourer of everything. - Ovid

All great achievements require time. - Maya Angelou

I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare. - Steven Wright

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. - Hans Christian Andersen

The third time you say a thing, it sounds like a lie. - Harrison Ford

I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it. - Groucho Marx

Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. - Steven Wright

It’s okay to be crazy and scared and brave at the same time! - Kelly Epperson

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

Growing old is no more than a bad habit that a busy person has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. - Fred Allen

Spending time being can be just as, if not more, fulfilling as spending time doing. - Faydra D. Fields

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. - Ashleigh Brilliant

All my life I've looked at words as though I were seeing them for the first time. - Ernest Hemingway

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

The attitude of faith is to let go, and become open to truth, whatever it might turn out to be. - Alan Watts

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif

If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do well matters very much. - Jacquelyn Kennedy

Affection is responsible for nine-tenths of whatever solid and durable happiness there is in our lives. - C S Lewis

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

Ezra was right half the time, and when he was wrong, he was so wrong you were never in any doubt about it. - Ernest Hemingway

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. - Jane Austen

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

Until you value yourself, you will not value your time. Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it. - M Scott Peck

Time and trouble will tame an advanced young woman, but an advanced old woman is uncontrollable by any earthly force. - Dorothy L Sayers

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Nobody sees a flower, really - it is so small - we haven't time, and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time. - Georgia O'Keefe

In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein

The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. - Barack Obama


Scottish Variant

Knight Room

FIFA HQ

Spot The Surfer

Finally Got The Sink Fixed

Antique iPhones

Spongebob Suarez

Auto Correct Passing

Computer Resuscitation

PonyTale

Husband of the Year

Child Disarma-meant

Ancient Greek Stormtrooper

Ferrous Wheel

Dese Are My Bebies

Mega Samurai Sudoku Puzzles

Big Boots To Fill

Redneck Dog Kennel

Mom Posting

Flying is so Overrated

Too Short

Pinocchio Playground

Bike Bed

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