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Whatever Time

How time flies at the office

Whatever Time thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

What time is it... roughly speaking?

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I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain

Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted. - John Lennon

Speech is of time; silence is of eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

The time is always right to do what is right. - Martin Luther King Jr.

You become what you think about most of the time. - Earl Nightingale

Time flies over us, but leaves its shadow behind. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Don't wait. The time will never be just right. - Napoleon Hill

If I had more time, I would write a shorter letter. - Blaise Pascal

Hackchoo: When you sneeze and cough at the same time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It takes a long time to bring the past up to the present. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The best time to make up your mind about people is never. - Katharine Hepburn

90 percent of my time is spent on 10 percent of the world. - Colin Powell

One thing at a time. Most important thing first. Start now. - Caroline Webb

No man goes before his time ... unless the boss leaves early. - Groucho Marx

Come what may, time and the hour runs through the roughest day. - William Shakespeare

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Oliver Goldsmith

Don't try to make me consistent. I am learning all the time. - R Buckminster Fuller

I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need. - Francois-Auguste Rodin

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Billy Graham

All endings are also beginnings - we just don't know it at the time. - Mitch Albom

You live longer once you realize that any time spent being unhappy is wasted. - Ruth E Renkl

Irony is the form of paradox. Paradox is what is good and great at the same time. - Karl W F Schlegel

If you're doing your best, you won't have any time to worry about failure. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

If I've learned nothing else, it's that time and practice equal achievement. - Andre Agassi

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter. - Blaise Pascal

A capacity and taste for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. - Abraham Lincoln

Cease to inquire what the future has in store, and to take as a gift whatever the day brings forth. - Horace

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

Time will discover everything to posterity. It is a babbler, and speaks even when no question is put. - Euripides

It took me quite a long time to develop a voice, and now that I have it, I am not going to be silent. - Madeleine Albright

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand years. - Will Durant

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai


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