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Whatever Time

How time flies at the office

Whatever Time thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

What time is it... roughly speaking?

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Whatever it is, I'm against it. - Groucho Marx

All great achievements require time. - Maya Angelou

You become what you think about most of the time. - Earl Nightingale

Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug. - John Lithgow

There is always a time to make right what is wrong. - Susan Griffin

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

The third time you say a thing, it sounds like a lie. - Harrison Ford

Truth is simply whatever you can bring yourself to believe. - Alice Childress

When was the last time you did something for the first time? - Unknown

That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Those who know the value of time use it in preparation for eternity. - Dugnet

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. - Charles Schulz

The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

The real problem of leisure time is how to keep others from using yours. - Arthur Lacey

It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. - Ernest Hemingway

I am long on ideas, but short on time. I expect to live to be only about a hundred. - Thomas A. Edison

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

By the time a man gets to be presidential material, he's been bought ten times over. - Gore Vidal

Time neither subtracts nor divides, but adds at such a pace it seems like multiplication. - Bob Talbert

Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. - Paulo Coelho

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

Live as if you were living a second time, and as though you had acted wrongly the first time. - Viktor E. Frankl

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

'Next time!' In what calendar are kept the records of those next times which never come? - Helen Hunt Jackson

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people. - Garrison Keillor

Service is the rent we pay for being. It is the very purpose of life, and not something you do in your spare time. - Marion Wright Edelman

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

Q: When is the perfect time?
A: Who can say, but probably somewhere between haste and delay - and it's usually most wise to start today. - Rasheed Ogunlaru


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