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Whatever Time

How time flies at the office

Whatever Time thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

What time is it... roughly speaking?

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All great achievements require time. - Maya Angelou

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

It's the time of year when Canadians mate. - Craig Ferguson

He mastered whatever was not worth the knowing. - James R Lowell

There are no secrets that time does not reveal. - Jean Racine

Youth is not a time of life - it is a state of mind. - Samuel Ullman

Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard

Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies. - Voltaire

To watch 24 hours a day through them high-powered spectaculars. - Archie Bunker

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

Every time you have to speak, you are auditioning for leadership. - James Humes

How do we change the world? One random act of kindness at a time. - Morgan Freeman

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

Never regret anything because at one time it was exactly what you wanted. - Unknown

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Love is whatever you can still betray. Betrayal can only happen if you love. - John le Carre

Sometimes you have to play for a long time to be able to play like yourself. - Miles Davis Jr.

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

I don't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. - Mark Twain

Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Time is the brush of God, as he paints his masterpiece on the heart of humanity. - Ravi Zacharias

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

Don't be disquieted in time of adversity. Be firm with dignity and self-reliant with vigor. - Chiang Kai-shek

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

Time isn't just a fleeting thing. It never moves forward without engraving its mark upon the heart. - Ravi Zacharias

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

Yes and No are very short words to say, but we should think for some length of time before saying them. - Unknown

Instead of worrying about what people say of you, why not spend time trying to accomplish something they will admire. - Dale Carnegie

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

If patience is worth anything, it must endure to the end of time. And a living faith will last in the midst of the blackest storm. - Mahatma Gandhi

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Luciano Pavarotti

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre


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