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Whale Photobomb

Some whale watching tours add special backdrop scenery

Whale Photobomb thanks to Louise Wintrell

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The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

My clients are the whales and the seals. - Paul Watson

Ships are expendable; the whales are not. - Paul Watson

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker

A whale stranded upon the coast of Europe. - Edmund Burke

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture. - Unknown

We've already hunted the gray whale into extinction twice. - Andrea Arnold

I like making things. I don't like getting my picture taken. - Mark Zuckerberg

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

X-Factor: 1. Anything that is unexpected; 2. As in Sudoku at suJoku.com - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A portrait is a picture in which there is something wrong with the mouth. - Eugene Speicher

The husband who desires to surprise is often very much surprised himself. - Voltaire

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

The problem is that Americans care more about saving whales than saving males. - Warren Farrell

The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species. - Dave Barry

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

Size isn't everything. The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine. - Bill Vaughan

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah?
He used to live in whales for a while. - Groucho Marx

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

If you do not expect the unexpected you will not find it, for it is not to be reached by search or trail. - Heraclitus

Don't tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results. - George S Patton

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman


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