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Whale Photobomb

Some whale watching tours add special backdrop scenery

Whale Photobomb thanks to Louise Wintrell

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The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

My clients are the whales and the seals. - Paul Watson

One picture is worth more than a thousand words. - Chinese Proverb

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

I'd give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward! - Archie Bunker

An epic is the easiest kind of picture to make badly. - Charlton Heston

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

There is no eel so small but it hopes to become a whale. - German Proverb

It's always the small pieces that make the big picture. - Unknown

They couldn't find the artist, so they hung the picture. - Unknown

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

X-Factor: 1. Anything that is unexpected; 2. As in Sudoku at suJoku.com - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A picture is worth a thousand words, but try saying that with a picture. - Unknown

A portrait is a picture in which there is something wrong with the mouth. - Eugene Speicher

I write many essays on whales. I love whales, especially orcas. And dolphins. - Millie B. Brown

The problem is that Americans care more about saving whales than saving males. - Warren Farrell

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah?
He used to live in whales for a while. - Groucho Marx

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

If you do not expect the unexpected you will not find it, for it is not to be reached by search or trail. - Heraclitus

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

Don't tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results. - George S Patton

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker

Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. - Norman Vincent Peale

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami

When we encounter an unexpected challenge or threat, the only way to save ourselves is to hold on tight to the people around us and not let go. - Shawn Achor

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman


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