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Wet Nose Fixer

How baby caught his cold

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Cold and Flu Prevention
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I told you I was sick. - B.P. Roberts

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

Living is like licking honey off a thorn. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

Sickness comes on horseback but departs on foot. - Dutch Proverb

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming. - Wernher von Braun

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Equine Influenza: A viral respiratory disease which causes flu-like symptoms in horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let your entrance into the sick room decrease, not increase, the irritability of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci

Pride: 1. A disease that makes everyone sick but the one who has it; 2. Pride is what we have - vanity is what others have. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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