Wet Nose Fixer

Flew: Plane sickness. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Sickness soaks the purse. - International Proverb

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A sweating ovary or a sick prostate explains most history. - Martin H. Fischer

Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back. - Karl Pilkington

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. - Kin Hubbard

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming. - Wernher von Braun

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Coaching doesn't make sick people well - it helps healthy people become extra-ordinary. - Thomas Leonard

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. - Flip Wilson

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Albert Schweitzer's philosophy is that a sick, miserable African of today can be a strong healthy cannibal tomorrow. - Joe E Lewis

In retrospect, all these exercises in self-gratification seem pure fantasy, what Pascal called 'licking the earth.' - Malcolm Muggeridge

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

I went over to the neighbor's and asked to borrow a cup of salt. "What are you making?" "A salt lick." - Steven Wright

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia