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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Living is like licking honey off a thorn. - Unknown

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

When at a loss how to go on, in speaking, cough. - Greek Proverb

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Coaching doesn't make sick people well - it helps healthy people become extra-ordinary. - Thomas Leonard

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. - Pearl Williams

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

I went over to the neighbor's and asked to borrow a cup of salt. "What are you making?" "A salt lick." - Steven Wright

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright


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