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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time. - Martha Stewart

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back. - Karl Pilkington

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. - Kin Hubbard

We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming. - Wernher von Braun

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

If you think you have influence, try ordering some else's dog around. - Amish Saying

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Equine Influenza: A viral respiratory disease which causes flu-like symptoms in horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I don't want a flu jab. I like getting flu. It gives me something else to complain about. - David Letterman

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay. - Milton Berle

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

In retrospect, all these exercises in self-gratification seem pure fantasy, what Pascal called 'licking the earth.' - Malcolm Muggeridge

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

You've heard of people calling in sick. You may have called in sick a few times yourself. But have you ever thought about calling in well? - Tom Robbins

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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