QuotaBillsRIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown
Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau
Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern
Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis
Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain
If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright
Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields
Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller
He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold
We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb
Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright
Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg
No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb
If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev
You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West
Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg
My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman
Excise: The clothes hanging in your closet that fit before the holidays. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. - Wilson Mizner
I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams
Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk
It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett
The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway
We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb
It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps
If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster
Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana
Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker
I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook
Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita
After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden
Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson
Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown