Waterslide Closet

Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

And isn't he as slow as a wet week! - Unknown

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

Lines of gulls standing on glassy blue patches of wet sand. - Cathleen Schine

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. - Wilson Mizner

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

There are two ways to slide easily through life: to believe everything or to doubt everything; both ways save us from thinking. - Theodore I Rubin

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown