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Watermelon Shark

Tasty treat for beach swimmers

Watermelon Shark thanks to Barbara Kitagawa

Taking a bite out of a Great White Shark

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Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat. - Mark Twain

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Life is a slice of watermelon: never without seeds but sweet 'til the bitter end. - Unknown

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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