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Watermelon Shark

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Watermelon Shark thanks to Barbara Kitagawa

Taking a bite out of a Great White Shark

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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

My trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Finland: A place where many sharks live - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

Botany: The art of insulting flowers in Greek and Latin. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

Life is a slice of watermelon: never without seeds but sweet 'til the bitter end. - Unknown

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump


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