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Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

I'm just a surfer who wanted to build something that would allow me to surf longer. - Jack O'Neill

Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby

A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott

If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

I became enamored with photography when I was about 13 or 14 years old. I've been at it ever since. I studied seriously in the '70s. - Leonard Nimoy

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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