Waterina
Inspiring and illusive wedding photography
Bridal Falls
QuotaBillsKettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb
We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg
You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn
Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx
Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields
I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx
Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown
Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad. - Woody Allen
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields
My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry
You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek
A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan
A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen
You can take a surfer out of the surf, but you can not take surf out of surfer. - Bob McTavish
Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb
Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias
Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown
A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby
I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor
Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias
What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid
The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain
Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby
A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich
Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa
I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx