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I surf to get tan. - Shane Dorian

Knewlyweds: Second marriage for both - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown

Grace: nutrient in the marriage garden - Phil Callaway

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold

Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown

Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle

Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx

I'm just a surfer who wanted to build something that would allow me to surf longer. - Jack O'Neill

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach. One can collect only a few, and they are more beautiful if they are few. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson


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