QuotaBillsWater rusts pipes. - WC Fields
Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku
Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis
Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson
Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields
A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg
Big ships can only be launched where the water is deep. - Amish Saying
Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb
I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley
Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb
Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry
When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer
You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar
I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers
You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek
You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose
Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour
The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb
Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying
When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown
Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo
Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora
Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr
Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora
I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown
Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson