Wash Away Sins

There is no sin except stupidity. - Oscar Wilde

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

Sin is whatever obscures the soul. - Andre Gide

Ya don't have to soft soap me. - Archie Bunker

Being afraid is the worst sin there is. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

Nothing emboldens sin so much as mercy. - William Shakespeare

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki

Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall. - William Shakespeare

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease. - Bill Maher

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows. - Ambrose Bierce

Preachers denounce sin as if it was available to everyone. - Frank Dane

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Sin is what you do when your heart is not satisfied with God. - John Piper

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

Don't judge someone just because they sin differently than you. - Unknown

I believe in the forgiveness of sin and the redemption of ignorance. - Adlai Stevenson

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

His cloak was his crowning glory; sable, thick and black and soft as sin. - George R.R. Martin

To sin offers repentance and forgiveness; not to sin offers only punishment. - Jose Bergamin

The only people who should really sin
Are the people who can sin and grin. - Ogden Nash

Knowing that you are completely forgiven destroys the power of sin in your life. - Joseph Prince

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

The first and worst of all frauds is to cheat one's self. All sin is easy after that. - Pearl Bailey

The problem of improving literary taste is one for the schools. Soap operas sell lots of soap. - Neil McElroy

A policeman must know everything - and not tell. He must know where all the sin is and not partake. - Paul Harvey

All good things were at one time bad things; every original sin has developed into an original virtue. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

There is only one real sin and that is to persuade oneself that the second best is anything but second best. - Doris Lessing

Spiritual sloth, or acedia, was known as The Sin of the Middle Ages. It's the sin of my middle age, too. - Mignon McLaughlin

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera. - Unknown

I like staying in hotels. I like their tiny soap. I like to pretend it's regular-sized and my muscles are huge. - Jerry Seinfeld

In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican. - H L Mencken

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler