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Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. - Oscar Wilde

Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

St. Teresa of Avila described our life in this world as like a night at a second-class hotel. - Malcolm Muggeridge

During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. - Rodney Dangerfield

This is a message for seven honeymoon couples in a hotel in Peebles: Breakfast was served three days ago. - Ronnie Corbett

I like staying in hotels. I like their tiny soap. I like to pretend it's regular-sized and my muscles are huge. - Jerry Seinfeld


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