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Walker Buddies

No matter your age, walking is good for you

Walker Buddies thanks to Craig Simpson

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He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

You know you're old if your walker has an airbag. - Phyllis Diller

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Want to walk fast, walk alone.
Want to walk far, walk together. - African Proverb

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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