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Walker Buddies

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Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain

He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

Want to walk fast, walk alone.
Want to walk far, walk together. - African Proverb

You can become a winner only if you are willing to walk over the edge. - Damon Runyon

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. - Fred Allen

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown


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