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Walker Buddies

No matter your age, walking is good for you

Walker Buddies thanks to Craig Simpson

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Golf is a good walk spoiled. - H.S. Scrivener

To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

I walk slowly but never backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

I'm walking here! I'm walking here! - Midnight Cowboy

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. - Fred Allen

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it. - Brandi L. Bates

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

So come, and slowly we will walk through green gardens and marvel at this strange and sweet world. - Sylvia Plath

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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