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Wailea Splendour

Walking the beach promenade in Wailea, Maui

Wailea Splendour thanks to joe-kster

Wailea Splendour thanks to joe-kster

Wailea Splendour thanks to joe-kster

Wailea Splendour thanks to joe-kster

Wailea Splendour thanks to joe-kster

Wailea Splendour thanks to joe-kster

Kihei Sunset, marking the end of a wonderful Maui vacation
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Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

Hawaii is not a state of mind, but a state of grace. - Paul Theroux

The dust of exploded beliefs may make a fine sunset. - Geoffrey Madan

Meet the sun every day as if it could cast a ballot. - Henry C Lodge

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows. - Australian Aborigine Saying

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

A sunset is nothing more and nothing less than the backside of a sunrise. - Craig D. Lounsbrough

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

We are mirrors whose brightness is wholly derived from the sun that shines upon us. - C S Lewis

The sun looks down on nothing half so good as a household laughing together over a meal. - C S Lewis

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Happiness is a Swedish sunset - it is there for all, but most of us look the other way and lose it. - Mark Twain

When it rains, it pours; but soon, the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way. - Unknown

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else. - C S Lewis

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

Why is sunset more colorful than sunrise? It's an irony of life saying, "Sometimes, good things happen in goodbyes." - Unknown

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez


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