QuotaBillsSave water - drink vodka. - Unknown
Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. - Addison Mizner
When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller
Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas
Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. - George Carlin
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson
Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman
The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet. - Gustave Flaubert
I've probably tried every fad diet in the world. - Jenna Ushkowitz
I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson
Liquor talks mighty loud when it gets loose from the jug. - Joel C Harris
Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown
The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown
Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown
God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying
Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson
Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin
We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano
Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel
A raise is like a martini: it elevates the spirit, but only temporarily. - Dan Seligman
I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields
I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne
In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best
You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek
The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis
New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker
I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns
When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns
My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown
Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason
I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown
Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins
If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown
Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney
You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala
My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas