QuotaBillsGood wine needs no vine. - French Proverb
Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee
I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed
Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb
Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen
Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan
When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller
Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown
Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown
Wine is the most civilized thing in the world. - Ernest Hemingway
Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman
What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. - Irish Proverb
Bladder: The human apparatus that pays the tax on beer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper
Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown
The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields
The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant. - Carol Vorderman
God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - Winston Churchill
Too much of anything is bad. Too much of good whisky is barely enough. - Mark Twain
I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown
No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides
You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar
If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown
Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton
Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke
Why is it that everybody's suing the tobacco companies and not the alcohol companies? - Donald Trump
Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang
Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S Thompson
My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney
It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie
I have made an important discovery - that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication. - Oscar Wilde
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe
In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns
My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas
Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown
Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown
Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor