#1 humor site on the 'net

Vinyl Siding

How Bubba made record sales in house construction last year

Vinyl Siding thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Vinyl house siding makes side-show appearance

Vinyl house siding makes side-show appearance
Stuart McLean's early days at the Vinyl Cafe

QuotaBills
Clinic: House of pill repute. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is an outburst of the soul. - Frederick Delius

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

Country Music: Three chords and the truth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is to the soul what words are to the mind. - Unknown

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Music - what a powerful instrument, what a mighty weapon! - Maria Augusta von Trapp

The music is not in the notes, but in the silence between. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Real Estate: What your house is called during divorce proceedings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To design the future effectively, you must first let go of your past. - Charles J Givens

Music is what tells us that the human race is greater than we realize. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan

Music sounds different to the one who plays it. It is the musician's curse. - Patrick Rothfuss

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. - Martin Luther

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Music is by far the most wonderful method we have to remind us each day of the power of personal accomplishment. - Chris S Salazar

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

Music drives you. It wakes you up, it gets you pumping. And, at the end of the day, the correct tune will chill you down. - Dimebag Darrell

Silent Disco: A disco in which all the participants wear wireless headphones to hear the music, thus eliminating noise pollution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown


Tactical Texas

Defence Budget Cuts

Welfare State

No Flies On Me

Stick Family Meal

Wet Floor

Lord Of The Watch

Close Encounters of the Whale Kind

Military Watch Tower

No Go Intersection

Public Transportation In Scotland

Guarded Nights

Financial Meltdown

Fox Kabob

Microwaved Bulb... Watts You Won't See

Saks-e Parking Job

Griller Bees

Texting While Cycling

Redneck Manicure

Police Profiling In Canada

Tree Stand

No Worries

Hospital Gown Insurance

Facebook Red Light