Veterans Day Holiday

Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

Famous men have the whole earth as their memorial. - Pericles

Spare the rod and spoil the Memorial Day rotisserie. - Brian Spellman

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Where the battle rages, there the loyalty of the soldier is proved. - Martin Luther

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him. - G K Chesterton

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah