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Very Hot Rod

A street racing car that won't race anymore on the street

Very Hot Rod thanks to Keith Blake

A short history on street-legal drag racing

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Plodding wins the race. - Aesop

Genius is initiative on fire. - Holbrook Jackson

Blazer: A jacket that is on fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

The human race is governed by its imagination. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The Irish are a very popular race - with themselves. - Brendan Behan

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Civilization is a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

I set myself on fire, and the people come to see me burn. - John Wesley

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy

I'm in the turtle's race. My journey is a marathon. - Omari Hardwick

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled. - Plutarch

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

No amount of facts in his head can compensate for the lack of fire on his lips. - Vance Havner

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

Catch on fire with enthusiasm, and people will come for miles to watch you burn. - John Wesley

And where does the power come from to see the race to its end? It comes from within. - Eric Liddell

Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H Glasow

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Diatribe: 1. An extinct race; 2. The group of native Brits that worship the late Princess Diana. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Trials function like a fire that burns off every impurity impeding our progress towards holiness. - David Jeremiah

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron

There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison


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