QuotaBillsIce Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Italy is a geographical expression. - Prince Metternich
Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux
Imported from a little town in Italy... Fresno. - Archie Bunker
The posthumous revenge of the Merchant of Venice. - Elbert Hubbard
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith
Air Travel: Seeing less and less of more and more. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost
He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright
Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx
I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin
There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign. - Robert Louis Stevenson
Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray
When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe
Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore
I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti
Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew
Hockey: 1. Mayhem on ice; 2. A form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker
Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen. - Benjamin Disraeli
The months and days are the travelers of eternity. The years that come and go are also voyagers. - Matsuo Basho
Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles
People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes
Tourists don't know where they've been, travelers don't know where they're going. - Paul Theroux
Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams
Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson
When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright
To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson
As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah
You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump
When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman