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I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo