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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. - Rita Rudner

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

If I had an ego as big as the Eiffel Tower, would I have won this many collective trophies? - Zlatan Ibrahimovic

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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