Vegetarian Wall Mounts

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. - Rita Rudner

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway