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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

Vegan: An alien from the planet Lettuce - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

I'm Irish and Cherokee Indian. I can't faint. - Lynn Collins

The universe is not a machine; it is an organic whole. - Ravi Zacharias

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

Grocerise: To sell off non-perishable food articles through eBeh channels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Organic chemistry has become a vast rubbish heap of puzzling and bewildering compounds. - J Norman Collie

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

Indians are so dedicated to being so cheap for so long, that Indian people actually created the number zero. - Russell Peters

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala


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