QuotaBillsFood tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey
Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb
My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn
A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb
What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson
Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan
Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields
A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster
I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee
Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper
The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. - Rita Rudner
I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright
I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista
Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard
Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri
A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner
Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying
What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift
On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller
I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs
Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme
The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines
Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke
Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain
Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine
A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison
The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli
How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton
There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway