Vegetarian Hunter

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

I'm Irish and Cherokee Indian. I can't faint. - Lynn Collins

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant. - Carol Vorderman

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Grocerise: To sell off non-perishable food articles through eBeh channels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Indians are so dedicated to being so cheap for so long, that Indian people actually created the number zero. - Russell Peters

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway