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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

Dance first. Think later. It's the natural order. - Samuel Beckett

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders. - Ronald Reagan

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have. - Andy Warhol

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

There's a new Norwegian insurance policy. It's called "My Fault Insurance." - Henny Youngman

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

I didn't want to be selling insurance at 40, wondering what would it have been like to do stand-up. - Steven Wright

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone


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