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Fine art insurance for the clumsy tourist

Vase Security thanks to Keith Blake

Should your art be insured?

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All of nature is God's art. - Dante

Either dance well or quit the ballroom. - Greek Proverb

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

File Clerk: One skilled in the art of concealment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

I like gold because it is a stabilizer; it is an insurance policy. - Kevin O'Leary

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The role of the artist today is to defend feeling against the machine. - Marty Rubin

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Its success lies in the fact that it's an insurance plan, not an investment plan or a welfare plan. - James Roosevelt

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

She's not a pothead. That thing on her neck is a vase. And anyway, I'm all for legalization. After all, why should surrealism be illegal? - Jarod Kintz


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