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U.S. Olympic Team - 2014 Sochi Update
More sad news for Lindsey Vonn
Less than a year ago, Olympic champion Lindsey Vonn tore the anterior cruciate ligament and medial collateral ligament in her right knee and fractured her tibia during a harrowing ski accident in Schlamding, Austria.
Vonn sprained her MCL during a race last month and was airlifted by helicopter to a hospital in Val d’Isere, France.
Concerned she wouldn’t be ready for the 2014 Winter Olympics, the U.S. Olympic Committee announced today her spot on the U.S. Olympic Team would be filled by Barack Obama.
U.S. Olympic officials said Obama deserved the spot on the team because no one has ever taken a country downhill faster than he has.
Post Note: On second thought, Joe Biden would be even better...
Post Note: On second thought, Joe Biden would be even better...
Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright
The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman
In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman
He won the bronze medal in the 1976 Olympics, so he's used to being out in front. - David Coleman
It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps
If you don't try to win you might as well hold the Olympics in somebody's backyard. - Jesse Owens
I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook
If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton
Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky
The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman
In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman
He won the bronze medal in the 1976 Olympics, so he's used to being out in front. - David Coleman
It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps
If you don't try to win you might as well hold the Olympics in somebody's backyard. - Jesse Owens
I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook
If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton
Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky
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