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UPS and DOWNS

Every package delivery company has its pros and cons

UPS and DOWNS thanks to joe-kster

Supply Chain Solutions - a toss-up

UPS Freight is the Less-Than-Truckload trucking division of UPS... Downs has its own syndrome

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Bowling: Marbles for grown-ups. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Vanguard: A person who protects trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason

LAN: To borrow as in, 'Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck.'” - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A season is like a marathon, and there will be plenty of ups and downs. - Kolo Toure

Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

Even in journeys like Facebook, we've had some very serious ups and downs. - Mark Zuckerberg

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

There's always room for a story that can transport people to another place. - J K Rowling

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Ups and downs. Victories and defeats. Sadness and happiness. That's the best kind of life. - Maxime Lagace

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

A library should be the delivery room for the birth of ideas - a place where history comes to life. - Norman Cousins

Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald

Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

Dubmerol: When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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