QuotaBillsInternational Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker
All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb
After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb
Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown
Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin
Cataract: Where cats hang their coats. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West
Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer
When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis
The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb
So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien
People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick
The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling
Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates
Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman
She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward
The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx
It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping
As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare
When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain
In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield
It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson
I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau
Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock
There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain
Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown
The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood
I was in the first submarine. Instead of a periscope, they had a kaleidoscope. "We're surrounded." - Steven Wright
I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright