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Until We Understand Women thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How to understand women - a lifetime preoccupation

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Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

My shrink doesn't understand me. - Unknown

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

Home is not where you live but where they understand you. - Christian Morgenstern

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

There is no force more powerful than a woman determined to rise. - Unknown

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

We're about eight Einsteins away from understanding the universe. - Martin Amis

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

To understand a name you must be acquainted with the particular of which it is a name. - Bertrand Russell

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

Since the mathematicians have invaded the theory of relativity, I do not understand it myself any more. - Albert Einstein

I have striven not to laugh at human actions, not to weep at them, nor to hate them, but to understand them. - Spinoza

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson


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