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How to understand women - a lifetime preoccupation

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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

The testimony of a woman has only half the value of the testimony of a man. - Iranian Penal Code

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning, but without understanding. - Louis D Brandeis

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank


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