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How to understand women - a lifetime preoccupation

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Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

Seek first to understand, then to be understood. - Stephen Covey

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

To understand Europe, you have to be a genius - or French. - Madeleine Albright

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

If you want to truly understand something, try to change it. - Kurt Lewin

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Those who understand only what can be explained understand very little. - Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

When I step into this library, I cannot understand why I ever step out of it. - Marie de Sevigne

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. - Oscar Wilde

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

Since the mathematicians have invaded the theory of relativity, I do not understand it myself any more. - Albert Einstein

Increasingly, search is our mechanism for how we understand ourselves, our world, and our place within it. - John Battelle

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

In the early years, you fight because you don't understand each other. In later years, you fight because you do. - Joan Didion

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. - Bernard Shaw

Businesses should follow and learn from others' successes and failures in order to better understand and predict their own. - Ben Mezrich

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou


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