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Until We Understand Women thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How to understand women - a lifetime preoccupation

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Solomon: Jamaican bachelor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My shrink doesn't understand me. - Unknown

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

With the ancient is wisdom, and in length of days understanding. - Job 12:1

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

Those who understand only what can be explained understand very little. - Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. - John von Neumann

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Freedom of the press is useless when people do not understand what they read. - Gerald F Lieberman

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

It is easier for a woman to defend her virtue against men than her reputation against women. - French Proverb

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

To understand the heart and mind of a person, look not at what he has already achieved, but at what he aspires to. - Kahlil Gibran

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

There's something about a woman with a loud mind that sits in silence, smiling, knowing she can crush you with the truth. - R G Moon

I care about helping to address these problems of social cohesion and understanding what economic problems people think exist. - Mark Zuckerberg

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron


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