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Unstable Ladder

Work safety doesn't include falling down on the job

Unstable Ladder thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Working on a soon-to-be-fallen sign

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An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Move fast with stable infrastructure. - Mark Zuckerberg

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Put the ladder over before you jump overboard. - Unknown

The law must be stable, but it must not stand still. - Roscoe Pound

A round wife and a full barn are the signs of good success. - Amish Saying

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success - wrong by wrong. - Mae West

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all of us. - Margaret Thatcher

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart. - Jose N Harris

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller


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