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Peace is always beautiful. - Walt Whitman

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright

We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins

There is no way to peace. Peace is the way. - A.J. Muste

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

Do not let the behavior of others destroy your inner peace. - Dalai Lama

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Quiet is peace. Quiet is turning down the volume knob on life. - Khaled Hosseini

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

I became involved in photography when I was about thirteen years old. - Leonard Nimoy

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

Start an editorial calendar that everyone involved in your blog can access. - Kristi Hines

If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace. - Thomas Paine

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known involved one actor, unassisted. - Wilson Mizner

Everyone should be paid what he is worth, no matter how big a pay cut is involved. - Unknown

He that would live in peace and at ease must not speak all he knows or all he sees. - Benjamin Franklin

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority. - Aldous Huxley

The greater the involvement in another's life, the greater is the demand for sacrifice. - Ravi Zacharias

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

You can measure opportunity with the same yardstick that measures the risk involved. They go together. - Earl Nightingale

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Only in peace do we have joy. Not by acquiring things, not by doing things, not by earning or learning, but by dedication. - Swami Satchidananda

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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