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Are you involved in Peacekeeping?

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United Nations - an Army of peacekeepers

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I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain

Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

This is a truly international field - no Britons involved. - David Coleman

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

Be selective in your battles. Sometimes peace is better than being right. - Unknown

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Start an editorial calendar that everyone involved in your blog can access. - Kristi Hines

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

Everyone should be paid what he is worth, no matter how big a pay cut is involved. - Unknown

He that would live in peace and at ease must not speak all he knows or all he sees. - Benjamin Franklin

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

The only way I'll ever run a marathon is if I'm involved in the administration. - Sally Phillips

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority. - Aldous Huxley

The greater the involvement in another's life, the greater is the demand for sacrifice. - Ravi Zacharias

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil. - Kin Hubbard

Forgiveness is not to give the other person peace. Forgiveness is for you. Take that opportunity. - Mackenzie Philips

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

When you find peace within yourself, you become the kind of person who can live at peace with others. - Peace Pilgrim

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha

Change and growth take place when a person has risked himself and dares to become involved with experimenting with his own life. - Herbert Otto

Nothing is more precious for our people than peace, but it is not something that can be achieved if we simply crave and beg for it. - Kim Jong-Un

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden


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