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Unhappy Baby

Starting life with a pessimistic attitude

Unhappy Baby thanks to Stan Kay

History of the middle finger

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A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Call no man unhappy until he is married. - Socrates

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

Titillate: A tardy meal for a breast-fed baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy. - Unknown

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The ring always believes that the finger lives for it. - Malcolm de Chazal

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

You can't be happy unless you're unhappy sometimes. - Lauren Oliver

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

Baby Boomer: A kid who just polished off six jars of raspberry jam - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers. - Phyllis Diller

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

Ambition has one heel nailed in well, though she stretches her fingers to touch the heavens. - Lao Tzu

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Poker Hand: What you do when you’re trying to get a blood sample from the finger of a lady - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

Do not give in too much to feelings. An overly sensitive heart is an unhappy possession on this shaky earth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Those who are unhappy have no need for anything in this world but people capable of giving them their attention. - Simone Weil

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol

If you plan on being anything less than you are capable of being, you will probably be unhappy all the days of your life. - Abraham Maslow

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin


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