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Unhappy Baby

Starting life with a pessimistic attitude

Unhappy Baby thanks to Stan Kay

History of the middle finger

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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Stoic: De boid what brings de babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Call no man unhappy until he is married. - Socrates

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

I didn't give you the finger - you earned it. - Bill Murray

There are no premature babies, only delayed weddings. - American Proverb

The ring always believes that the finger lives for it. - Malcolm de Chazal

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

The unhappy derive comfort from the misfortunes of others. - Aesop

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

You live longer once you realize that any time spent being unhappy is wasted. - Ruth E Renkl

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No one escapes his fate, not the coward, nor the brakeman, from the moment of his birth. - Homer

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

Ambition has one heel nailed in well, though she stretches her fingers to touch the heavens. - Lao Tzu

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A library should be the delivery room for the birth of ideas - a place where history comes to life. - Norman Cousins

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

If you plan on being anything less than you are capable of being, you will probably be unhappy all the days of your life. - Abraham Maslow

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds


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