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Unhappy Baby

Starting life with a pessimistic attitude

Unhappy Baby thanks to Stan Kay

History of the middle finger

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Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker

Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown

Dapper Diaper: Well-dressed baby underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy. - Unknown

On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Steven Wright

Clean your finger before you point at my spots. - Benjamin Franklin

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The ring always believes that the finger lives for it. - Malcolm de Chazal

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

The unhappy derive comfort from the misfortunes of others. - Aesop

After your death, you will be what you were before your birth. - Arthur Schopenhauer

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Poker Hand: What you do when you’re trying to get a blood sample from the finger of a lady - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I look at what I have not and think myself unhappy; others look at what I have and think me happy. - Unknown

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body. - Donald Trump

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

People are unhappy when they get something too easily. You have to sweat - that's the only moral they know. - Dany Laferriere

Those who are unhappy have no need for anything in this world but people capable of giving them their attention. - Simone Weil

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

If you deliberately set out to be less than you are capable, you'll probably be unhappy for the rest of your life. - Abraham Maslow

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about. - Dale Carnegie


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