Unhappy Baby

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

Clean your finger before you point at my spots. - Benjamin Franklin

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are no premature babies, only delayed weddings. - American Proverb

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

The unhappy derive comfort from the misfortunes of others. - Aesop

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

My Birth Certificate is so old, it's written in Roman Numerals. - Bill Carter

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower. - Mitch Hedberg

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

I go silent so I can write. When my tongue is wagging, my fingers are silent. - Sonia Rumzi

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? - Benny Hill

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ambition has one heel nailed in well, though she stretches her fingers to touch the heavens. - Lao Tzu

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

Those who are unhappy have no need for anything in this world but people capable of giving them their attention. - Simone Weil

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. - Louis Nizer

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung