Unhappy Baby

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Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

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A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

I could not get the ring without the finger. - Thomas Middleton

How unhappy is he who cannot forgive himself. - Publilius Syrus

The ring always believes that the finger lives for it. - Malcolm de Chazal

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

After your death, you will be what you were before your birth. - Arthur Schopenhauer

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

Never touch your idols: the gilding will stick to your fingers. - Gustave Flaubert

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

My Birth Certificate is so old, it's written in Roman Numerals. - Bill Carter

Perfect love means to love the one through whom one became unhappy. - Soren Kierkegaard

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

You live longer once you realize that any time spent being unhappy is wasted. - Ruth E Renkl

At the base and birth of every successful venture you will find an enthusiast. - Winston Churchill

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy. - Groucho Marx

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

Don't waste your time in anger, regrets, worries, and grudges. Life is too short to be unhappy. - Roy T. Bennett

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body. - Donald Trump

Do not give in too much to feelings. An overly sensitive heart is an unhappy possession on this shaky earth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol

If you plan on being anything less than you are capable of being, you will probably be unhappy all the days of your life. - Abraham Maslow

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about. - Dale Carnegie