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Unfortunate Sign Burnouts

Worn out signs with alternate meanings

Unfortunate Sign Burnouts thanks to Keith Blake

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He lights up a room when he leaves it. - Henny Youngman

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb? - Steven Wright

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

There was nothing in the dark that wasn't there when the lights were on. - Rod Serling

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Alan Dundes

Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off the lights for economical rather than romantic reasons. - Lillian Carter

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise


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