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Unfortunate Sign Burnouts

Worn out signs with alternate meanings

Unfortunate Sign Burnouts thanks to Keith Blake

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Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority. - Alfred Adler

A bore is a person who lights up the room simply by leaving it. - L.J. Peter

Neonphancy: A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

There was nothing in the dark that wasn't there when the lights were on. - Rod Serling

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on the fly-swatter. - G.C. Lichtenberg

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

The less I know about a subject, the more confidence I have; and the more light I throw on it. - Mark Twain

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off the lights for economical rather than romantic reasons. - Lillian Carter

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez


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