Umbrella Stand-ard

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

The rain falls on the just and the unjust. - Hopi Proverb

They sicken of the calm who know the storm. - Dorothy Parker

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

A meal without mushrooms is like a day without rain. - John Cage

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. - Steven Wright

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying. - Charlie Chaplin

There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm. - Willa Cather

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. - Gary Delaney

Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. - Unknown

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day. And another, in case it doesn't rain. - Mae West

Rivers in the United States are so polluted that acid rain makes them cleaner. - Andrew Malcolm

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more roses. - George Eliot

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny. - Dr. Seuss

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett

The sudden appearance of mushrooms after a summer rain is one of the more impressive spectacles of the plant world. - John T Bonner

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

Who is the happier man: he who has braved the storm of life and lived, or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed? - Hunter S Thompson

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen