Umbrella Stand-ard

After a storm comes a calm. - Matthew Henry

Postage Dew: Mail delivered wet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

The rain falls on the just and the unjust. - Hopi Proverb

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

A meal without mushrooms is like a day without rain. - John Cage

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

It takes both rain and sunshine to make the garden grow. - Amish Saying

Unbrella: An umbrella that the wind has turned inside-out - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day. And another, in case it doesn't rain. - Mae West

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more roses. - George Eliot

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

Laughter is like a windshield wiper - it won't stop the rain, but it will allow you to keep going. - Unknown

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

Demagogue: A politician who can rock the boat and persuade everyone else that they're in a terrible storm - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have survived the storm of yesterday and that has made me so grateful for today. - Unknown

The sudden appearance of mushrooms after a summer rain is one of the more impressive spectacles of the plant world. - John T Bonner

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

Who is the happier man: he who has braved the storm of life and lived, or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed? - Hunter S Thompson

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump