Umbrella Stand-ard
When there's not enough time to fully open the umbrella
Umbrella Safety to Weather any storm
QuotaBillsWeather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin
And isn't he as slow as a wet week! - Unknown
Qualm: Feeling odd about a coming storm - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben
The rain falls on the just and the unjust. - Hopi Proverb
No person has the right to rain on your dreams. - Marian Wright Edelman
If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright
Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller
Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain
The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis
Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper? - Princess Leia
Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner
Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood
You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach
Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French
It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain
You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West
This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy
I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. - Gary Delaney
Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith
Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam
I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx
Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes
Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel
Laughter is like a windshield wiper - it won't stop the rain, but it will allow you to keep going. - Unknown
From where we stand the rain seems random. If we could stand somewhere else, we would see the order in it. - Tony Hillerman
Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe
I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have survived the storm of yesterday and that has made me so grateful for today. - Unknown
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain
It takes a real storm in the average person's life to make him realize how much worrying he has done over the squalls. - Bruce Barton
When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone
Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem
Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard
God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper
Who is the happier man: he who has braved the storm of life and lived, or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed? - Hunter S Thompson
The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
The rain of Madre de Dios is similar to that of the Amazon, but there is a petrifying aspect to it, as if it seeks to wound rather than to nurture. - Tahir Shah