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Twitter Overload

Time for a Social Networking diet

Twitter Overload thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Connecting with your big friends

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Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

You can't trust the judgment of good friends. - Carl Sandburg

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

Social media allows big companies to act small again. - Jay Baer

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

My Golden Rule of Networking is simple: Don't keep score. - Harvey Mackay

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Any dictator would admire the uniformity and obedience of the U.S. media. - Noam Chomsky

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

The thing that we are trying to do at Facebook, is just help people connect and communicate more efficiently. - Mark Zuckerberg

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

And so the abnormal is now normal in entertainment, because the normal is treated as subnormal in the world of the media. - Ravi Zacharias

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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