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Twitter Overload

Time for a Social Networking diet

Twitter Overload thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Connecting with your big friends

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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

She poured a little social sewage into his ears. - George Meredith

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

America has no permanent friends or enemies, only interests. - Henry Kissinger

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

My goal was never to make Facebook cool. I am not a cool person. - Mark Zuckerberg

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

Even in journeys like Facebook, we've had some very serious ups and downs. - Mark Zuckerberg

New media is like a megaphone. It amplifies your ability to reach more people. - Mark Batterson

What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth. They share it. - C S Lewis

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth. - Donald Trump

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

The thing that we are trying to do at Facebook, is just help people connect and communicate more efficiently. - Mark Zuckerberg

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

We need a data network that can easily carry voice, instead of what we have today, a voice network struggling to carry data. - Reed Hundt

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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