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Twitter Overload

Time for a Social Networking diet

Twitter Overload thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Connecting with your big friends

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Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Alzeimer's Advantage: New friends every day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Social media allows big companies to act small again. - Jay Baer

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

What really motivates people at Facebook is building stuff that they're proud of. - Mark Zuckerberg

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

Lately all my friends are worried they're turning into their fathers. I'm worried I'm not. - Dan Zevin

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

A lot of times, I run a thought experiment: 'If I were not at Facebook, what would I be doing to make the world more open?' - Mark Zuckerberg

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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