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Twitter Overload

Time for a Social Networking diet

Twitter Overload thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Connecting with your big friends

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Old friends are best. - John Selden

To be social is to be forgiving. - Robert Frost

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

It's the media riling up the people, rather than people riling up the media. - Miley Cyrus

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Institutions that once had to go through media to deliver information are now themselves media. - Andrew Nachison

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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