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Twitter Overload

Time for a Social Networking diet

Twitter Overload thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Connecting with your big friends

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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

We're not gossipping. We're networking. - Unknown

Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus

I was innocent, then my best friends came along. - Unknown

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

My goal was never to make Facebook cool. I am not a cool person. - Mark Zuckerberg

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

It's the media riling up the people, rather than people riling up the media. - Miley Cyrus

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. - Unknown

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Institutions that once had to go through media to deliver information are now themselves media. - Andrew Nachison

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Our goal is to make it so there's as little friction as possible to having a social experience. - Mark Zuckerberg

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment. - Betty White

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

In order to engage on social, in order to attract customers, regardless of what kind of customer you have, you have to build trust. - Lindsay Scarpello

When I started Facebook from my dorm room in 2004, the idea that my roommates and I talked about all the time was a world that was more open. - Mark Zuckerberg

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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