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Twin Falls

Inspiring scenery @ start of the winding road to Hana, Maui

Twin Falls thanks to joe-kster

Bamboo-zled close to the Twin Falls entrance

Twin Falls thanks to joe-kster

Cooling off at a separate pool before the Twin Falls

Twin Falls thanks to joe-kster

Arriving at the Twin Falls

The Twin Falls are the first waterfalls on the Road to Hana

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Happiness was born a twin. - Lord Byron

Cobra: Bra worn by Siamese twins. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I walk slowly but never backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

You can become a winner only if you are willing to walk over the edge. - Damon Runyon

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared: twins. - Josh Billingsad

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

You don't learn to walk by following rules. You learn by doing and falling over. - Richard Branson

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne

Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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