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Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

Music is an outburst of the soul. - Frederick Delius

Music is the strongest form of magic. - Marilyn Manson

Kind words are the music of the world. - F.W. Faber

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain

Music is like a dream. One that I cannot hear. - Ludwig van Beethoven

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

What is best in music is not to be found in the notes. - Gustav Mahler

Virtually every writer I know would rather be a musician. - Kurt Vonnegut

The music is not in the notes, but in the silence between. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Music can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable. - Leonard Bernstein

Music is the tool to express life - and all that makes a difference. - Herbie Hancock

There are two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind. - Louis Armstrong

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

The Blues and jazz will live forever, so will the Delta and the Big Easy. - Jack Nicholson

Music, once admitted to the soul, becomes a sort of spirit, and never dies. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Music sounds different to the one who plays it. It is the musician's curse. - Patrick Rothfuss

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow

I'm a producer for fun. I'm not a professional schooled musician or anything. - Afrojack

If you're in jazz and more than ten people like you, you're labeled commercial. - Herbie Mann

Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

If you were music, I would listen to you ceaselessly, and my low spirits would brighten up. - Anna Akhmatova

The only purpose for music should be the glory of God and the re-creation of the human spirit. - Johann Sebastian Bach

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk. - Oscar Wilde

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

The guitar is a small orchestra. It is polyphonic. Every string is a different color, a different voice. - Andres Segovia

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Dubmerol: When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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