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Truth Decay

Prevention by brushing up on the Bible

 

Truth Decay thanks to Karen Moore

Sign that it's time to head back to Church

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Truth is a pathless land. - J Krishnamurti

Teeth are always in style. - Unknown

There is no such thing as a harmless truth. - Gregory Nunn

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Fiction reveals the truth that reality obscures. - Jessamyn West

It frightens me, the awful truth, of how sweet life can be. - Bob Dylan

Hurt me with the truth but don't comfort me with a lie. - Unknown

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford

Tell the truth. That way you don't have to remember a story. - John Wooden

Memory is a complicated thing, a relative to truth but not its twin. - Barbara Kingsolver

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

There is no greatness where there is no simplicity, goodness and truth. - Leo Tolstoy

Truth is as impossible to be soiled by any outward touch as the sunbeam. - John Milton

You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown

What happens is fact, not truth. Truth is what we think about what happens. - Robert McKee

You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. - G K Chesterton

A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

The searching-out and thorough investigation of truth ought to be the primary study of man. - Cicero

Platitudes are safe, because they're easy to wink at, but truth is something else again. - Hunter S. Thompson

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

A good lie will have traveled half way around the world while the truth is putting on her boots. - Mark Twain

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly

Truth is always present; it only needs to lift the iron lids of the mind's eye to read its oracles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

It is always the best policy to speak the truth - unless, of course, you're an exceptionally good liar. - Jerome K. Jerome

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

There is no other way to guard yourself against flattery than by making men understand that telling you the truth will not offend you. - Niccolo Machiavelli

You can always trust information given you by people who are crazy; they have an access to truth not available through regular channels. - Sheila Ballantyne

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison


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