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Truth Decay

Prevention by brushing up on the Bible

 

Truth Decay thanks to Karen Moore

Sign that it's time to head back to Church

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Always speak the truth. - George Washington

Truth is a pathless land. - J Krishnamurti

Justice is truth in action. - Benjamin Disraeli

All truth is God's truth. - John Calvin

The truth, but not the whole truth. - Baltasar Gracian

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Cantaloupe: Got to get married in Church - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's more to the truth than just the facts. - Unknown

Fiction is the lie through which we tell the truth. - Albert Camus

Not truth, but faith it is that keeps the world alive. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

There are few nudities so objectionable as the naked truth. - Agnes Repplier

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't. - Mark Twain

The shortest distance between a human being and truth is a story. - Anthony de Mello

The best way to lie is to tell the truth... carefully edited truth. - Unknown

Our minds possess by nature an insatiable desire to know the truth. - Cicero

Never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and truth. - Henrik Ibsen

All things, in their way, reflect heavenly truth, the imagination not least. - C S Lewis

If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you. - Billy Wilder

My way of joe-king is telling the truth; that is the funniest joke in the world. - George Bernard Shaw

The only amaranthine flower on earth is virtue; the only lasting treasure, truth. - William Cowper

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

Arguing, after all, is less about seeking truth than about overcoming opposing views. - Sharon Begley

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

An epigram is a half-truth so stated as to irritate the person who believes the other half. - Shailer Mathews

Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end. - Sid Caesar

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for. - Bob Marley

I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

Not when truth is dirty, but when it is shallow, does the enlightened man dislike to wade into its waters. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The truth is, I do indulge myself a little the more in pleasure, knowing that this is the proper age of my life to do it. - Samuel Pepys

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

There's something about a woman with a loud mind that sits in silence, smiling, knowing she can crush you with the truth. - R G Moon

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias

Don't assume, ask. Be kind. Tell the truth. Don't say anything you can't stand behind fully. Have integrity. Tell people how you feel. - Warsan Shire


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