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Truth Decay

Prevention by brushing up on the Bible

 

Truth Decay thanks to Karen Moore

Sign that it's time to head back to Church

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Truth is a pathless land. - J Krishnamurti

Facts are the enemy of truth. - Don Quixote

Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb

Country Music: Three chords and the truth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte

It frightens me, the awful truth, of how sweet life can be. - Bob Dylan

First and last, what is demanded of genius is love of truth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it. - Mark Twain

I'm as old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth. - Kris Kringle

If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor. - Albert Einstein

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

To deceive a diplomat speak the truth, he has no experience with it. - Greek Proverb

Memory is often less about the truth than about what we want it to be. - David Halberstam

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains to being it to light. - George Washington

As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand. - Josh Billings

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world. - George Bernard Shaw

Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. - William Temple

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg

If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people. - Virginia Woolf

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. - Winston Churchill

Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth. - Marcus Aurelius

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. - Sherlock Holmes

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Better to be on a seemingly endless journey seeking truth, than to be comfortable and stagnant with deception. - Starr De Luna

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their job. - Samuel Goldwyn

Truth cannot be sacrificed at the alter of a pretended tolerance. All religions, plainly and simply, cannot be true. - Ravi Zacharias

Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

Stand upright, speak thy thoughts, declare the truth thou hast, that all may share; Be bold, proclaim it everywhere: They only live who dare. - Voltaire

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias


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