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Truck Rest Stop

Truck stop hammocks are becoming increasingly popular in Texas

Truck Rest Stop thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Truckers now sleep free of charge, protected from the elements

A hammock is a sling made of fabric, rope, or netting, suspended between two points, used for swinging, sleeping, or resting. Truck stop hammocks are becoming increasingly popular in Texas.

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Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

How you make your bed is how you are going to sleep. - Greek Proverb

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason

The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don't go back to sleep. - Rumi

Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Telegram: A form of correspondence sent by a man in a hurry and delivered by a boy in sleep - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Well enough for old folks to rise early, because they have done so many mean things all their lives they can't sleep anyhow. - Mark Twain

It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it. - John Steinbeck

That we are not much sicker and much madder than we are is due exclusively to that most blessed and blessing of all natural graces, sleep. - Aldous Huxley

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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