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Lovers alone wear sunlight. - e e cummings

You cannot be angry when alone. - Osho

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. - Lyman Beecher

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

You cannot be lonely if you like the person you're alone with. - Wayne Dyer

An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one. - George Mikes

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go with others. - African Proverb

Alone, you are only as good as your reach; you must join hands with others. - Joe Segal

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

All men's miseries derive from not being able to sit in a quiet room alone. - Blaise Pascal

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

If we surrendered to earth's intelligence, we could rise up rooted like trees. - Rainer M Rilke

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Every man is capable of performing something unique; that which he alone can perfect. - Unknown

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

Trust him not with your secrets, who, when left alone in your room, turns over your papers. - Johann K Lavater

Knowledge alone is not enough. It must be leavened with magnanimity before it becomes wisdom. - Adlai E. Stevenson

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

There is no shame in taking pride in achievements or position. But nobody gets to the top alone. - Harvey Mackay

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

This, then, is the test we must set for ourselves; not to march alone but to march in such a way that others will wish to join us. - Hubert H. Humphrey

Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden

God has infinite attention to spare for each one of us. You are as much alone with him as if you were the only being he had ever created. - C S Lewis

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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