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You cannot be angry when alone. - Osho

Genius begins great works; labor alone finishes them. - Joseph Joubert

By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

Men cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. - James A Garfield

The two of us all alone and, well, we was imminent together. - Archie Bunker

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

It's not who you are alone that defines you, but whose you are. - Ravi Zacharias

Success comes when people act together; failure tends to happen alone. - Deepak Chopra

Man does not live on bread alone: sometimes he needs a little buttering up. - John C Maxwell

You can make it, but it’s easier if you don’t have to do it alone. - Betty Ford

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

Trust him not with your secrets, who, when left alone in your room, turns over your papers. - Johann K Lavater

Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights. - Herbert Prochnow

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Injustice alone can shake down the pillars of the skies, and restore the reign of Chaos and Night. - Horace Mann

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

As Man alone, Jesus could not have saved us; As God alone, He would not; Made flesh, He could and did. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The more decisions that you are forced to make alone, the more you are aware of your freedom to choose. - Thornton Wilder

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready. - Henry David Thoreau

Even crushed against his brother in the Tube, the average Englishman pretends desperately that he is alone. - Germaine Greer

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

To stand up on a stage alone with an acoustic guitar requires bravery bordering on heroism. Bordering on insanity. - Richard Thompson

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

The love of God shows us that God alone bridges the distance between him and us, enabling us to see this world through Calvary. - Ravi Zacharias

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

The axe cannot boast of the tree it has cut down. It could do nothing but for the woodsman. He made it, he sharpened it, and he used it. - Samuel Brengel

God has infinite attention to spare for each one of us. You are as much alone with him as if you were the only being he had ever created. - C S Lewis

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi


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