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Lovers alone wear sunlight. - e e cummings

Trees often transplanted seldom prosper. - Flemish Proverb

The struggle alone pleases us, not the victory. - Blaise Pascal

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

Hiring alone doesn't give equal opportunity. - Richard J Mahoney

The first lesson reading teaches is how to be alone. - Jonathan Franzen

Real progress lies in learning to be wrong all alone. - Albert Camus

The strongest man in the world is he who stands alone. - Henrik Ibsen

By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

Men cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. - James A Garfield

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

It is astonishing how little one feels alone when one loves. - John Bulwer

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

Laugh and the world laughs with you;
Weep, and you weep alone. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

You cannot be lonely if you like the person you're alone with. - Wayne Dyer

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Be prompt and you dine alone. - Gerald Barzan

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

We are saved by faith alone, but the faith that saves is never alone. - Martin Luther

Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors. - Confucius

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Even crushed against his brother in the Tube, the average Englishman pretends desperately that he is alone. - Germaine Greer

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

Puttering is really a time to be alone, to dream and to get in touch with yourself. To putter is to discover. - Alexandra Stoddard

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

To stand up on a stage alone with an acoustic guitar requires bravery bordering on heroism. Bordering on insanity. - Richard Thompson

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren


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