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I always get the better when I argue alone. - Oliver Goldsmith

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

They fail, and they alone, who have not striven. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich

It is far better to be alone than to be in bad company. - George Washington

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

The two of us all alone and, well, we was imminent together. - Archie Bunker

It is astonishing how little one feels alone when one loves. - John Bulwer

To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me. - Charles William Stubbs

Laugh and the world laughs with you;
Weep, and you weep alone. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

You're only lonely if you don't like the person you are alone with. - Wayne Dyer

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

Being ourselves means sometimes having to find the courage to stand alone, totally alone. - Brene Brown

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami

Early on, if I was alone two or three nights in a row, I'd start writing poems about suicide. - Jack Nicholson

The law was made for one thing alone - for the exploitation of those who don't understand it. - Bertoit Brecht

The more decisions that you are forced to make alone, the more you are aware of your freedom to choose. - Thornton Wilder

Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

Inside myself is a place where I live all alone. That's where you renew your springs that never dry up. - Pearl S Buck

Puttering is really a time to be alone, to dream and to get in touch with yourself. To putter is to discover. - Alexandra Stoddard

When you have decided what you believe, what you feel must be done, have the courage to stand alone and be counted. - Eleanor Roosevelt

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

This, then, is the test we must set for ourselves; not to march alone but to march in such a way that others will wish to join us. - Hubert H. Humphrey

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Geometry: 1. What the acorn said after it grew up; 2. A tree made up of numbers and letters; 3. Without geometry, life is pointless. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier


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