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Tree Standout

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Tree Standout thanks to Keith Blake

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Lovers alone wear sunlight. - e e cummings

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

The first lesson reading teaches is how to be alone. - Jonathan Franzen

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

Alone, we can do so little; together, we an do so much. - Helen Keller

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees. - Henry David Thoreau

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

Laugh and the world laughs with you;
Weep, and you weep alone. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one. - George Mikes

If you want to go first, go alone. If you want to go far, go together. - African Proverb

Success comes when people act together; failure tends to happen alone. - Deepak Chopra

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

There is no shame in taking pride in achievements or position. But nobody gets to the top alone. - Harvey Mackay

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

Our Lord has written the promise of the resurrection, not in books alone but in every leaf in springtime. - Martin Luther

Inside myself is a place where I live alone and that's where you renew your springs that never dry up. - Pearl S. Buck

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

When you have decided what you believe, what you feel must be done, have the courage to stand alone and be counted. - Eleanor Roosevelt

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

Man alone has the power to transform his thoughts into physical reality; man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true. - Napoleon Hill

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

The love of God shows us that God alone bridges the distance between him and us, enabling us to see this world through Calvary. - Ravi Zacharias

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein


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