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Lovers alone wear sunlight. - e e cummings

Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Some secrets never leave us alone. - Unknown

We read to know we're not alone. - William Nicholson

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

Genius begins great works; labor alone finishes them. - Joseph Joubert

Real progress lies in learning to be wrong all alone. - Albert Camus

Better mad with the rest of the world than wise alone. - Baltasar Gracian

Alone, we can do so little; together, we an do so much. - Helen Keller

It is far better to be alone than to be in bad company. - George Washington

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees. - Henry David Thoreau

To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me. - Charles William Stubbs

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

If you want to go first, go alone. If you want to go far, go together. - African Proverb

If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go with others. - African Proverb

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Trust him not with your secrets, who, when left alone in your room, turns over your papers. - Johann K Lavater

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

Inside myself is a place where I live all alone. That's where you renew your springs that never dry up. - Pearl S Buck

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias


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