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Palm Tree: A tree with hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Time spent amongst trees is never wasted time. - Katrina Mayer

Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts

The first lesson reading teaches is how to be alone. - Jonathan Franzen

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

Men cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. - James A Garfield

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

You cannot be lonely if you like the person you're alone with. - Wayne Dyer

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors. - Confucius

Man does not live on bread alone: sometimes he needs a little buttering up. - John C Maxwell

Alone, you are only as good as your reach; you must join hands with others. - Joe Segal

You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

Every man is capable of performing something unique; that which he alone can perfect. - Unknown

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

Trust him not with your secrets, who, when left alone in your room, turns over your papers. - Johann K Lavater

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

We always carry out by committee anything in which any of us alone would be too reasonable to persist. - Frank Moore Colby

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Inside myself is a place where I live alone and that's where you renew your springs that never dry up. - Pearl S. Buck

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

Inside myself is a place where I live all alone. That's where you renew your springs that never dry up. - Pearl S Buck

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little. - George Carlin


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