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Tree Nurture

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Tree Nurture thanks to Kenzie Barlow

Lending a helping hand - tree care tips for leaning trees

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Kings have long hands. - Ovid

Donut know. Donut care. - Unknown

Palm Tree: A tree with hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Growth and comfort do not coexist. - Ginny Rometty

Growth is the only evidence of life. - John Henry Newman

A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

When fate hands you a lemon, make lemonade. - Dale Carnegie

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. - Indira Gandhi

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield

Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely. - Karen K Clark

Our philosophy is that we care about people first. - Mark Zuckerberg

I don't know what apathy is and I don't care! - Unknown

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

When my wrestlers got their hands raised, I jumped for joy. - Dan Gable

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

There's power in looking silly and not caring that you do. - Amy Poehler

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? - Milton Berle

Ambition is the germ from which all growth of nobleness proceeds. - Oscar Wilde

Disbelief: How you tell someone what the green stuff on a tree is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is much easier to take care of a sackful of fleas than a woman. - German Proverb

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

A human being's first responsibility is to shake hands with himself. - Henry Winkler

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

The processes of growth are gradual, bearing fruit in a decade, not a day. - John F Kennedy

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand

Logic takes care of itself; all we have to do is to look and see how it does it. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle

You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling

God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein

If I knew I was gong to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself. - Mickey Mantle

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

Let him that is without stone among you cast the first thing he can lay his hands on. - Robert Frost

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

Take care of your pennies and your dollars will take care of your widow's next husband. - American Proverb

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bookie: 1. A fellow who makes his living off bet bugs; 2. A pickpocket who lets you use your own hands. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Happiness must happen, and the same holds for success: you have to let it happen by not caring about it. - Viktor Frankl

One day you'll find someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be your future. - Unknown

They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

To be successful you have to be lucky, or a little mad, or very talented, or find yourself in a rapid growth field. - Edward de Bono

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

I've learned that people will seldom let you down if they understand that your destiny is in their hands, and vice versa. - Harvey Mackay

Change and growth take place when a person has risked himself and dares to become involved with experimenting with his own life. - Herbert Otto

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to throw something back. - Maya Angelou

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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