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Tree Nurture

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Tree Nurture thanks to Kenzie Barlow

Lending a helping hand - tree care tips for leaning trees

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Donut know. Donut care. - Unknown

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Every man under his own fig tree. - Hebrew Saying

Growth and comfort do not coexist. - Ginny Rometty

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. - Red Skelton

One good head is better than a hundred strong hands. - Thomas Fuller

All change is not growth; all movement is not forward. - Ellen Glasgow

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Disbelief: How you tell someone what the green stuff on a tree is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie

You can get old pretty young if you don't take care of yourself. - Yogi Berra

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

A human being's first responsibility is to shake hands with himself. - Henry Winkler

Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

The spirit of self-help is the root of all genuine growth in the individual. - Samuel Smiles

I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand

I don't care how old I live. I just want to be LIVING while I am living! - Jack La Lanne

The high minded man must care more for the truth than for what people think. - Aristotle

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

Lay hold of life with both hands, whenever thou mayest seize it, it is interesting. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

Each year it grows harder to make ends meet - the ends I refer to are hands and feet. - Richard Armour

I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less. - Tina Fey

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett

I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what - Unknown

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Law: an ordinance of reason for the common good, made by him who has care of the community. - Thomas Aquinas

The unhappiest people in this world, are those who care the most about what other people think. - C. JoyBell C.

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

Through compassion and care we are compelled to random acts of kindness and demonstrations of love. - Jean Hamilton-Ford

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Happiness must happen, and the same holds for success: you have to let it happen by not caring about it. - Viktor Frankl

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

To be successful you have to be lucky, or a little mad, or very talented, or find yourself in a rapid growth field. - Edward de Bono

I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive. - Joan Rivers

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

I care about helping to address these problems of social cohesion and understanding what economic problems people think exist. - Mark Zuckerberg

Change and growth take place when a person has risked himself and dares to become involved with experimenting with his own life. - Herbert Otto

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to throw something back. - Maya Angelou

The very things we wish to avoid, neglect and flee from turn out to be the 'prima materia' from which all real growth comes. - Andrew Harvey

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin


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