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Tree Nurture

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Tree Nurture thanks to Kenzie Barlow

Lending a helping hand - tree care tips for leaning trees

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Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Relief: What trees do in the spring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

I don't really care what I'm famous for. - Jessica Simpson

Think I'm sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care. - Unknown

Putting your hands in the earth is very grounding. - John Glover

Our philosophy is that we care about people first. - Mark Zuckerberg

The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice. - George Eliot

We must take care of our families wherever we find them. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

Wringing your hands only stops you from rolling up your sleeves. - James Rollins

Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. - Edward Abbey

Take care of yourself. You never know when the world will need you. - Unknown

The thing I really care about is the mission, making the world open. - Mark Zuckerberg

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true. - Dorothy Parker

A human being's first responsibility is to shake hands with himself. - Henry Winkler

The growth and development of people is the highest calling of leadership. - Harvey S Firestone

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

The problem is that Americans care more about saving whales than saving males. - Warren Farrell

God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein

If I knew I was gong to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself. - Mickey Mantle

Lay hold of life with both hands, whenever thou mayest seize it, it is interesting. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb

Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. - Unknown

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what - Unknown

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

Take care of your pennies and your dollars will take care of your widow's next husband. - American Proverb

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Seek opportunities to show you care. The smallest gestures often make the biggest difference. - John Wooden

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm telling you, things are getting out of hand. Or maybe I'm discovering that things were never in my hands. - Gordon Atkinson

This hour we are stretching forth our hands with the desire to teach the world the true principles of mercy and justice. - Marcus Garvey

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive. - Joan Rivers

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

I care about helping to address these problems of social cohesion and understanding what economic problems people think exist. - Mark Zuckerberg

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to throw something back. - Maya Angelou

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

As you've noticed, people don't want to be sold. What people do want is news and information about the things they care about. - Larry Weber

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

When enough people care about autism or diabetes or global warming, it helps everyone, even if only a tiny fraction actively participate. - Seth Godin


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