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Tree Nurture

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Tree Nurture thanks to Kenzie Barlow

Lending a helping hand - tree care tips for leaning trees

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Kings have long hands. - Ovid

Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Change is inevitable. Growth is optional. - John C Maxwell

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Growth itself contains the germ of happiness. - Pearl S. Buck

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. - Red Skelton

Time spent amongst trees is never wasted time. - Katrina Mayer

When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield

Think I'm sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care. - Unknown

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

I don't know what apathy is and I don't care! - Unknown

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

Care more for a grain of faith than a ton of excitement. - Charles Spurgeon

By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb

Growth is the process of responding positively to change. - Paul Harvey

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

United Nations: Where America feeds the hands that bite it. - Gregory Nunn

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? - Milton Berle

Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. - Edward Abbey

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein

I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true. - Dorothy Parker

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it. - Spike Milligan

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. - Henry Ford

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

The biggest challenge is how to affect public attitudes and make people care. - Jim Fowler

I am not worried about the deficit. It's big enough to take care of itself. - Ronald Reagan

If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded. - Maya Angelou

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

If we surrendered to earth's intelligence, we could rise up rooted like trees. - Rainer M Rilke

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

A woman is the full circle. Within her is the power to create, nurture and transform. - Diane Mariechild

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

When life hands you a lemon, say, "Oh year, I like lemons, what else ya got?" - Henry Rollins

The best leaders have a high consideration factor. They really care about their people. - Brian Tracy

Nurture your mind with great thoughts, for you will never go any higher than you think. - Benjamin Disraeli

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what - Unknown

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

Law: an ordinance of reason for the common good, made by him who has care of the community. - Thomas Aquinas

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

All growth is a leap in the dark, a spontaneous, unpremeditated act without benefit of experience. - Henry Miller

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

Sometimes if you want to see a change for the better, you have to take things into your own hands. - Clint Eastwood

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

One day you'll find someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be your future. - Unknown

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

This hour we are stretching forth our hands with the desire to teach the world the true principles of mercy and justice. - Marcus Garvey

I've learned that people will seldom let you down if they understand that your destiny is in their hands, and vice versa. - Harvey Mackay

When enough people care about autism or diabetes or global warming, it helps everyone, even if only a tiny fraction actively participate. - Seth Godin

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin


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