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Tree Nurture

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Tree Nurture thanks to Kenzie Barlow

Lending a helping hand - tree care tips for leaning trees

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Donut know. Donut care. - Unknown

I understand. I just don't care. - Unknown

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

When fate hands you a lemon, make lemonade. - Dale Carnegie

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Think I'm sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care. - Unknown

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

I don't know what apathy is and I don't care! - Unknown

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

There's power in looking silly and not caring that you do. - Amy Poehler

Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live. - Jim Rohn

It is much easier to take care of a sackful of fleas than a woman. - German Proverb

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie

You can get old pretty young if you don't take care of yourself. - Yogi Berra

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein

Alone, you are only as good as your reach; you must join hands with others. - Joe Segal

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

I don't care what you say about me. Just be sure to spell my name wrong. - Barbra Streisand

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

Democracy used to be a good thing, but now it has gotten into the wrong hands. - Jesse Helms

The problem is that Americans care more about saving whales than saving males. - Warren Farrell

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Lay hold of life with both hands, whenever thou mayest seize it, it is interesting. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more trees. - George Eliot

Nurture your mind with great thoughts, for you will never go any higher than you think. - Benjamin Disraeli

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

Seek opportunities to show you care. The smallest gestures often make the biggest difference. - John Wooden

The key to growth is the introduction of higher dimensions of consciousness into our awareness. - Lao Tzu

Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them? - Randy K. Milholland

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

Through compassion and care we are compelled to random acts of kindness and demonstrations of love. - Jean Hamilton-Ford

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

The opposite of love isn't hate - it's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care. - Marcia Cross

Without continual growth and progress, such words as improvement, achievement, and success have no meaning. - Benjamin Franklin

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others. - Audrey Hepburn

I'm telling you, things are getting out of hand. Or maybe I'm discovering that things were never in my hands. - Gordon Atkinson

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to throw something back. - Maya Angelou

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

When enough people care about autism or diabetes or global warming, it helps everyone, even if only a tiny fraction actively participate. - Seth Godin

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway

The process of falling in love at first sight is as final as it is swift in such a case, but the growth of true friendship may be a lifelong affair. - Sarah O Jewett

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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