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Travel Mints

A sign of real coffee within hiking distance

Travel Mints thanks to Roy Turkington

Road signs along the trail

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The journey not the arrival matters. - T S Eliot

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

A journey is a person in itself, no two are alike. - John Steinbeck

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. - Steven Wright

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

I'm in the turtle's race. My journey is a marathon. - Omari Hardwick

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. - Lao-tzu

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

The traveler sees what he sees; the tourist sees what he has come to see. - G K Chesterton

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

Sometimes it's the journey that teaches you a lot about your destination. - Drake

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music. - Unknown

It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end. - Ursula K. LeGuin

Wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and the universe. - Anatole France

Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen. - Benjamin Disraeli

The months and days are the travelers of eternity. The years that come and go are also voyagers. - Matsuo Basho

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

Press forward. Do not stop, do not linger in your journey, but strive for the mark set before you. - George Whitefield

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

I had no expectations about fatherhood, but it's definitely a journey I'm glad to be taking. - Christopher Meloni

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

Better to be on a seemingly endless journey seeking truth, than to be comfortable and stagnant with deception. - Starr De Luna

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

When you arrive where you thought you wanted to be, you'll just begin a new journey so enjoy each step along the way. - Wayne Dyer

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

I soon realized that no journey carries one far unless, as it extends into the world around us, it goes an equal distance into the world within. - Lillian Smith


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