QuotaBillsFloss like a boss! - Unknown
Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss
Never floss with a stranger. - Joan Rivers
By ancestry, I was born to rule. - Nelson Mandela
Dentist Office: A filling station - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko
Love conquers all things - except poverty and toothache. - Mae West
He lied through his teeth and even his teeth were false. - Phil Callaway
Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight
Jockey: What a dentist uses when you won't open your mouth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice
Be kind to your dentist because he has "fillings" too. - Unknown
If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer
You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. - Unknown
Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland
You know you're getting old if you have more fingers than real teeth. - Rodney Dangerfield
We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. - Joseph Heller
An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain. - Richard Baxter
I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen
Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King
I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty
Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy. - Unknown
For there was never yet a philosopher
That could endure the toothache patiently. - William Shakespeare
Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl
If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley
I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra
Thrusting my nose firmly between his teeth, I threw him heavily to the ground on top of me. - Mark Twain
Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce
Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo
A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield
Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice
It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby
When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley
You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney
Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer
I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman
All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire. - Theodor Adorno
Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby
E-Z Out Bolt and Stud Extractor: A tool that snaps off in bolt holes and is 10 times harder than any known drill bit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare
Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis
In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache. - Garrison Keillor
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
I like cast iron coated with enamel for longevity and forgiveness if I happen to take my eyes off the prize while pouring Chianti. - Mario Batali
I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene
How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton
Zipper: Two rows of unsmiling teeth that often induce laughter in others, especially when inadvertently left open following a trip to the john - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I am keeping with tradition today. After I learned of my Golden Globe nomination, I went to the dentist, so today, let's make it the orthodontist. - Frankie Muniz