Tons Of Anarchy
Enjoying the irony of motorcycle club anarchy
QuotaBillsDiets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones
The dieting wars have got to stop. - Lady Gaga
Neither irony or sarcasm is argument. - Samuel Butler
People use irony as a defense mechanism. - David Byrne
Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan
A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown
Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. - Tom Stoppard
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz
Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers
Irony regards every simple truth as a challenge. - Mason Cooley
I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown
The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. - Unknown
Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown
A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster
From even the greatest of horrors, irony is seldom absent. - H P Lovecraft
I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista
My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger
One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles
Humour and irony include tragedy; they're two sides of the same coin. - Maurizio Cattelan
The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood
You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac
Irony is the form of paradox. Paradox is what is good and great at the same time. - Karl W F Schlegel
Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye
Clap an extinguisher upon your irony if you are unhappily blessed with a vein of it. - Charles Lamb
My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. - Maurice Sendak
On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer
Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown
Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason
I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin
Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker
America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown
The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt
A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke
Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings
Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown
The great thing about irony is that it splits things apart, gets up above them so we can see the flaws and hypocrisies and duplicates. - David F Wallace
New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Life is too ironic to fully understand. It takes sadness to know what happiness is; noise to appreciate silence; and absence to value presence. - Unknown
I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega