Tons Of Anarchy

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Irony is the hygiene of the mind. - Elizabeth Bibesco

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

I've probably tried every fad diet in the world. - Jenna Ushkowitz

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada

Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons. - Unknown

Irony is the gaiety of reflection and the joy of wisdom. - Anatole France

I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel

From even the greatest of horrors, irony is seldom absent. - H P Lovecraft

The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant. - Carol Vorderman

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

At a time like this, scorching irony, not convincing argument, is needed. - Frederick Douglass

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton

Irony is a clear consciousness of an eternal agility, of the infinitely abundant chaos. - Karl W F Schlegel

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

True kitsch has nothing to do with irony. It's very honest. It represents what people like, their dreams. - Marcel Wanders

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega

He had a sense of irony that ruled his life, made it impossible for him to use his considerable brains in any kind of serious job. Kind of like me. - Neal Stephenson