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Tons Of Anarchy

Enjoying the irony of motorcycle club anarchy

Tons Of Anarchy thanks to Lucie LaTour

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I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way

Neither irony or sarcasm is argument. - Samuel Butler

Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. - Unknown

Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons. - Unknown

I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel

An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

Irony became the head that bit its tail and then there is no way out. - Alejandro G Inarritu

Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

At a time like this, scorching irony, not convincing argument, is needed. - Frederick Douglass

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

Clap an extinguisher upon your irony if you are unhappily blessed with a vein of it. - Charles Lamb

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega

People think that at the top there isn't much room. They tend to think of it as an Everest. My message is that there is tons of room at the top. - Margaret Thatcher


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