Toe Trucks
Putting your best foot forward
Would a German Toews tow toes?
Brits now provide personal, vehicle and flatbed towing
Unique towing service gives a lift to every-one
QuotaBillsReaching high keeps a man on his toes. - Unknown
A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine
If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason
I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt
I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra
When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley
Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright
The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown
Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams
Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen
Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats
She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton
Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts