To Mother

Mother Superiority - Archie Bunker

Margin: Mother's ruin. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mother is a verb, not a noun. - Shonda Rhimes

Grammer: Your father's mother. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As is the mother, so is her daughter. - Bible

Necessity is the mother of attraction. - Luke McKissack

Diligence is the mother of good fortune. - Benjamin Disraeli

Necessity is the mother of taking chances. - Mark Twain

I know how to do anything - I'm a mom. - Roseanne Barr

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

My mom had a very difficult childhood. My childhood. - Cindy Marzahn

Mother's Life: One darned stocking after the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

Life doesn't come with a manual. It comes with a mother. - Unknown

Blaming mother is just a negative way of clinging to her still. - Nancy Friday

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Sweater: A garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

Biplane: The advice I got from my mother on purchasing underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

I know enough to know that when you're in a pickle... call Mom. - Jennifer Garner

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother. - Unknown

To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown

The story of a mother's life: trapped between a scream and a hug. - Cathy Guisewite

Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings

No one else, ever, will think you're great the way your mother does. - Mary Matalin

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

Summer Camps: Those places where little boys go for mother's vacation. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin

A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. - Dorothy C Fisher

God pardons like a mother who kisses the offense into everlasting forgiveness. - Henry Ward Beecher

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed - I never knew they worked. - Les Dawson

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest. - Irish Proverb

I never know what to say when people ask me what my hobbies are. I mean, I'm a mom. - Unknown

Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heart throb. - Leroy Brownlow

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. - George Brett

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. - Erma Bombeck

They want people like your mother down there because they know they ain't got no pre-conscrewed ideas. - Archie Bunker

Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother. - G Norman Collie

What greater aspiration and challenge are there for a mother than the hope of raising a great son or daughter? - Rose Kennedy

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

Being a mother is learning about strengths you didn't know you had, and dealing with fears you didn't know existed. - Linda Wooten

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin

Makeup: Lipstick, eyeliner, blush which ironically makes Mom look better while making her young daughter look 'like a tramp' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

Secretary: "It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law." WC Fields: "Yes it is, very hard. It's almost impossible." - WC Fields

The most beautiful word on the lips of mankind is the word 'Mother', and the most beautiful call is the call of 'My Mother'. - Kahlil Gibran

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda